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Total Medals Earned: 64 (From
11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,590 Points
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 11/29/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 11/29/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
Unlocked 11/29/09
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (45/480 points)
Bunny Invasion: Easter
BULLET SPENDER
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES!
Unlocked 4/28/09
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM!
5 Points
Use a grenade.
AAARGH!
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM!
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN
25 Points
Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER!
25 Points
Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR
25 Points
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH!
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY
50 Points
Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY
50 Points
Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE
100 Points
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL
100 Points
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 4/28/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
Unlocked 4/28/09
50 Points Defeat The Beard
50 Points Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Ching Chong Beautiful
Ignorance Isn't Bliss
Unlocked 12/14/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion!
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close!
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners
50 Points
Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Communist in Space
Qvit Stalin
Unlocked 11/24/09
5 Points Start already!
5 Points Start already!
Liberated
Unlocked 11/24/09
50 Points Beat the game
50 Points Beat the game
Over 9000
Unlocked 11/24/09
50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.
50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Deliver That Fulp
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Medals Earned: 11/13 (140/155 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 5/16/09
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
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Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/460 points)
It's a Nice Day Today
Failure to Communicate
Unlocked 5/22/09
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points Crush the Concorde
50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Sydney Shark
AirbusA380
Unlocked 5/9/10
25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk
Unlocked 5/9/10
25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli
Unlocked 5/9/10
25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight
Unlocked 5/9/10
25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet
Unlocked 5/9/10
25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver
Unlocked 5/9/10
25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin
Unlocked 5/9/10
25 Points Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
25 Points Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Kayak
25 Points
Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Orca
25 Points
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane
Unlocked 5/9/10
25 Points Take down the sailplane
25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO
25 Points
Take down the UFO
Zeppelin
Unlocked 5/9/10
25 Points Take down the zeppelin
25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse
Unlocked 5/9/10
50 Points Kill 9 horses
50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger
50 Points
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver
50 Points
Kill 10 sky divers
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Medals Earned: 10/17 (275/525 points)